I laughed my ass off reading this fanfic.
The Fucker is completely unapologetic about the kind of comedy it wants to deliver. It is packed with adult humor, suggestive situations, and enough ridiculous misunderstandings to make it feel like an old-school comedy movie such as The Naked Gun. If that style of humor isn’t for you, consider yourself warned.
The premise is wonderfully simple.
Instead of dropping a super genius, elite soldier, or galaxy-saving mastermind into the Mass Effect universe, the story throws in an ordinary guy with absolutely no useful skills.
He arrives during the First Contact War and somehow survives through blind luck, terrible decisions, and an almost supernatural desire to press every blinking button he can find aboard alien spaceships.
Predictably…
Nothing goes according to plan.
The comedy comes from an endless chain of coincidences, misunderstandings, and people constantly assuming the protagonist is far more competent than he actually is. Every lucky accident somehow creates an even bigger misunderstanding, and the story never lets up.
This is not a deep political drama or a carefully constructed alternate timeline.
It is pure crack comedy.
Short, complete, and incredibly easy to read, it is exactly the kind of story you pick up after a long day when you just want to turn your brain off and laugh.
FanFiction.net Link
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13619526/1
Original Summary
I see a lot of story about OC with super intellect, strength, or knowledge of the events. But what if a simple fucker was sent here?